Tuesday, August 23, 2011

Some People Should not Have Kids.....says the B at Joann's Fabric!

Some days are better than others....As with any kid, but when you have twins some days are WONDERFUL and some days down right suck!  They feed off each others frustrations and nagging.  Yesterday was one of those days.  I am now clam enough to recant the horridness that was yesterday.
I have decided to take on a new hobby....sewing..... I know it is kinda geeky but hey it's fun and relaxing.  I went to Joann's to look at some stuff and ohhh and ahh at all the things I believe that I can do.  I was walking by the embroidery machines and a lady stopped me and asked me if I wanted to try it out.  I thought why the heck not try the 2000$ machine that I will never buy!  I sat down and typed AABBCC on the computerized screen and watched at amazement as it came out.  During my amazement, out of the corner of my eye, I see Audrey wandering away.......  I sat Addison in the seat at the sewing machine and went to chase Audrey. Of course as always something tragic happens, Audrey falls and scrapes her knee, and is screaming the top of her lungs..... When I catch up to her and try to help her she looks up at me and says, "No Mommy, no hit me!!!!" Are you kidding me I have never hit her!!!! That little actress.  If that was not embarrassing enough Addison, sitting at the sewing machine, has typed in her own letters and pressed the button to start the embroidery.  The letters come out clear as day FUC........... The idiot woman gasps in fear (as if my 2 year old kid knew she typed a dirty) and under her breath says, "Some people should not be able to have kids."
I scooped up my kids and left the store in tears.  In my mind I wish I would have smacked the FUC out of that horrible woman! 

1 comment:

  1. Is it awful that this made me laugh? Out loud? Alone in my living room? That's going to be an awesome story to tell when she's older. Oh, and don't cry. That lady's a moron if she thinks your two year old can spell anything other than NO or her own name, and even then she'd be a genius... sheesh.